1. You go to Coles and you need something on the top shelf. But you are too short to reach it. You do the "jump and grab" trick but you fail. Dismally. Scared someone will ACTUALLY SEE YOU DO THIS, you decide to wait discretely in the aisle, for someone taller than you to walk past. So you can smile at them and ask them to get it for you.
2. You buy a pair of jeans. They fit great. Awesome! But you need them adjusted and approximately half of the length needs to be cut off. This completely changes the look of the jean. You can't return them because you performed a drastic disection. You end up throwing them in the back of the closet and giving them to the Salvos some 7 years later.
3. You buy shorts. They are Capri's on you. You buy a maxi dress. You've unwillingly bought a parachute.
|The Lifesaver. Every Short Person Has one (or 15)|
10. Your most prized possession is a step ladder which you keep in your pantry. Because you can't reach the cereal boxes at the top of the pantry without it.