I think I was just sick in my mouth. Lycra Denim

As a stay at home Mum and a regular at the shops I first saw them a few months ago, on the bums and legs of mostly pre teens and teenagers. Also on Skinny Bitches. (And good on you. Please don't leave a comment and tell me I am skinny bashing I am simply being amusing).

Lycra Demin. Or Jeggings. (Jeans + Leggings)

Know what I am talking about? They are leggings, but made to look like jeans. So they are lycra and they are usually a deep blue, to emulate real jeans and they also have that denim stiching like real denim has.

And then I saw the Supre ads advertising them. For "Girls who want it now". Apparently. Excuse me but what are you saying here? What do girls want now? Cheap clothes that will fall apart shortly after being washed? No we don't want that now. Or are you saying that Supre fashion is very scampy and will have you looking like a hooker so you can "get it now"? I'm confused.

I have not been in a Supre shop for a VERY LONG TIME. I used to go once upon a time with my sister when I was just a wee lass and I had just started driving. It was cheap and good back then. But now not so much. I mean. That place is seriously overmerchandised. I can't get MYSELF in there, let alone a bloody pram. So I don't go in there. Also the prices aren't as cheap as they used to be. To be honest I would rather go someplace else.

And then there are the security guards manning the front entrance, checking everyone's bag as you leave. You think I want to steal from this place? Seriously? If I was going to steal I would most certainly go next door to Country Road, possibly Witchery. Not here. Anyplace but here. Getting caught would be image destroying.

Once again I am getting off topic. I was talking about Lycra Denim.

Lycra demin is horrifying. Don't get me wrong. I love a good legging. I have quite a few pairs now. But trying to copy jeans with any material other than denim is a fashion disaster.

Call the fashion police somebody. Please. Serious crimes are being committed and we need to do something about it before it really takes off.

Are skinny leg jeans not clingy enough to your body that you have to actually wear lycra to get them tighter? Would you like me to spray paint them on for you perhaps?

I'm sorry. Is it just me or are these things BAD? What do you think?